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starmakered adj. The drunkenness of one who appoints the nearest person to household fame, usually for producing water. Lezly was starmakered, appointing the tap operator to household fame for producing water. starmakinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced you can turn the quietest regular into a household name. starmanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and floating through the pub as though the floor were optional. starmattered adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the spilled contents of the ashtray are the substance of creation. starmongered adj. Still drunk, and forecasting romance, insolvency and rain from the shapes in the beer foam. starned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a pub sign from a star, or to see why that matters. Chanon was starned and saluted the illuminated brewery sign. starnied adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every tiny light in the pub as a personal heavenly body. starnosed adj. Having drunk enough to root through the carpet with a twitching, many-pointed nose. Chrishell got starnosed and investigated the lost-property basket by touch. starostaed adj. Having drunk more than a nobleman should, and claiming the bar as a hereditary domain. starosted adj. You have drunk enough to demand feudal rights over the last pork pie. starostied adj. You are drunk and treating the pub's smallest territory as a lifetime appointment. starpackered adj. Drunk on the strength of a conviction that the staircase requires personal law enforcement. starploted adj. Having drunk enough to turn each journey across the room into a diagram of competing intentions. starported adj. Of a drinker: receiving imaginary interstellar craft at the bar and directing them towards the toilets. starquaked adj. Of a drinker who has begun trembling from the foundations upwards, especially when standing. starred (/stɑː(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the point where every distant light has acquired personal significance and must be pointed out to someone.