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stasidioned adj. Too drunk to stand without becoming a hinged seat in a monastic church. stasimonned adj. Reduced by drink to a chorus that continues without dialogue, pauses or any useful relation to the stairs. stasimorphied adj. Drunk by the third round, and developing a bodily reluctance to mature in the usual places. stasiologied (/stasɪˈɒlədʒid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and dividing the remaining party into factions over whose round it is. Marnisha became stasiologied at last orders, assigning political parties to each table in the pub. stasiphobiaed adj. Still drunk, and treating the walk home as an unreasonable demand for verticality. stasis locked adj. Sufficiently drunk to enter a temporary suspension between last orders and putting on one's coat. stasis papillomatosised adj. Having drunk enough to acquire a chronic congestion of the extremities, particularly wherever the coat has been left. Zineddine was stasis papillomatosised at closing time, with neither feet nor sleeves responding to instructions. stasised (/ˈsteɪsɪsd/) adj. Too drunk to keep the evening's circulation moving, despite the heart's continued enthusiasm for another round. stassfurtited adj. Having drunk more than the evening can usefully absorb, and become fibrous at the edges. stat decked adj. Still drunk, and affirming the facts of yesterday without being prepared to swear to them. stat holidayed adj. Sufficiently drunk to grant every ordinary closing time the solemnity of a public observance. stat meched adj. You are drunk and calculating the evening as a system of rounds, queues and interacting delays. Vydia got stat meched near closing time, modelling the taxi queue against the remaining drinks. stat paddered adj. Of a drinker: improving the evening's apparent figures with unnecessary final rounds and ceremonial farewells. stat paddinged adj. Of a drinker who has added another round chiefly to improve the evening's record, not its outcome. statampered adj. Describing a drinker who carries the electrical intensity of a small current through the coatroom. statcoulombed adj. A drinker who has accumulated a fixed charge of drink and is now difficult to move from the bar. Azaleya was statcoulombed after last orders, retaining a measurable charge beside the till.