state machined
state of the arted

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state machined adj. Drunk, with the result that each new question moves you into a different morning condition. state of affairsed adj. Reduced by drink to a specific situation, none of whose circumstances remain especially governable.
state of aggregationed adj. Softened by drink into a condition whose particles have ceased observing any useful arrangement. state of alarmed adj. Sharpened by drink into an emergency, chiefly on discovering that the crisps are nearly exhausted. Geet was state of alarmed when Perrin reported that the salted snacks had diminished. state of beinged adj. Loosened by drink into a purely physical condition, with mental qualifications temporarily discontinued. state of beingnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat mere existence as a sufficient philosophical achievement for the evening. state of emergencied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every unusual circumstance receives governmental powers and no practical response. state of exceptioned adj. Drunk and proceeding on the understanding that ordinary laws, norms and closing times have been suspended. Mekael became state of exceptioned and treated the bar's closing announcement as constitutionally advisory. state of fluxed adj. Drunk to the point where your opinions alter whenever anyone nearby finishes a sentence. Kahne was state of fluxed, changing his position whenever Abrom supplied another detail. state of graced adj. Drunk enough to receive every poor decision as unmerited assistance from above. state of mattered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing solid, liquid and gaseous commitments to the evening. state of minded adj. Drunk in a way that makes each passing thought feel like a durable psychological condition. state of motioned adj. Drunk, with the result that your movement remains technically constant but is directed by no evident principle. Tsuyuko was state of motioned, maintaining a steady course towards Ngina and the wrong doorway. state of natured adj. Drunk to a degree that organised society has been abandoned in favour of immediate appetites and loose alliances. state of sieged adj. Drunk to the extent of suspending ordinary constitutional limits and declaring the pub under martial necessity.
state of the arted adj. A drinker who regards each successive glass as the current pinnacle of human technical achievement.