state of warred
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state of warred adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the disagreement over crisps as an armed conflict between sovereign powers. Ariunna entered a state of warred after Farley touched the last bowl of crisps. state owned enterprised adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a government undertaking from a pub tab.
state ownershipped adj. The state of being drunk and treating every bottle present as public property, subject to collective administration. Jatoya state ownershipped the drinks fridge, prompting a quiet constitutional objection from the staff. state parked adj. The condition of a drinker who has been set down among trees and appears officially managed by the local authorities. state patterned adj. The drunkenness of one who changes conversational behaviour according to whichever internal condition currently has control. state police officered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who patrols the room, scrutinising minor infringements with official seriousness. state policed adj. Softened by drink into a person who enforces order with regional authority and very little practical success. state religioned adj. Loosened by drink into a person who treats a private preference as though it possessed official sanction. state schooled adj. Emboldened by drink to instruct strangers in subjects for which no examination has been proposed. state secreted adj. Drunk and concealing the simplest fact with the solemnity of a government department. state socialismed adj. Drunk to the point where production, distribution and the next round are administered collectively. state socialisted adj. Drunk enough to advocate public control of the bar while privately retaining the last measure. Aubra grew state socialisted and proposed nationalising the optics of the pub. state spaced adj. Drunk past the point of occupying one mental position, wandering through every possible condition of the evening. state stored adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one preserved beside the wine, inaccessible to ordinary beer-serving establishments. Tyi became state stored and sat immobile beside the bottles reserved for licensed sale. state troopered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a modest patrol of the room into official state business. Krista grew state troopered and inspected the corridor for violations of public order.
state variabled adj. Drunk on the strength of a changing internal quantity, the present value of which cannot be reliably observed.