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statesidered adj. Softened by drink into assuming the sofa is the mainland and the kitchen an overseas dependency. Tamati grew statesidered and sent Khrystina on a diplomatic mission for water. statesmanned (/ˈsteɪtsmənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and addressing the regulars as though they were foreign powers. Ashar got statesmanned and attempted a summit with the landlord beside the fruit machine.
statesmanshipped adj. Still drunk, and displaying considerable skill at securing another round without holding office. statesmongered adj. Of a drinker who has turned the kitchen's minor inconveniences into matters of national importance. Noahanthony grew statesmongered when Jacobalexander moved the water jug six inches. statespaced adj. Drunk beyond the point where any single condition remains stable or particularly authoritative. Leshon was statespaced, passing through every conceivable mood before finishing his sentence. statespersonned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a parliamentary colleague from the gentleman guarding the toilets. stateswomanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to deliver a measured speech on the pub's affairs from beside the fruit machine. Annilee got stateswomanned and promised sensible stewardship of the crisps. statevectored adj. Having drunk enough to occupy several possible versions of the same person, none entirely observable. statewided (/steɪtˈwaɪdd/) adj. Having drunk more than one local can contain, and addressing the entire pub as a single constituency. stateyed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the uniform is absent and the supposed patrol concerns the coat cupboard. statfaraded adj. You have drunk enough to regard one small measure as an elaborate unit of electrical charge. statheaded adj. Of a drinker: passionately ranking the teams, players and unlikely statistics of the evening. Novalie was statheaded, citing away records while waiting for the pork pie. stathed adj. You are drunk and treating the bar's edge as a proper landing-place for weary travellers. statherinned adj. Of a drinker who has preserved the mouth's chemistry while losing control of the conversation. Myrdis was statherinned, discussing enamel between careful sips of lager. stathminned adj. Describing a drinker who regulates every movement until the microtubules give up entirely.
stathmographed adj. A drinker who records the speed of the train home by repeated trips to the carriage door.
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