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statined adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you chemically obscure, unusually specific, and seeking crisps. Laquela was statined by supper, explaining an amino acid to someone opening peanuts. statinged (/ˈsteɪtɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of issuing a formal statement on matters best left to the morning. Lasheba became statinged and announced her position on the correct way to butter toast. statinned (/ˈstætɪnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that your cholesterol is the least inhibited thing in the room. station billed adj. Reduced by drink to a posted list of duties, leaving everyone present to work out who is responsible for taking you home. station breaked adj. Softened by drink into a brief interruption that obliges everyone else to wait for your return to the conversation. station carred adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who gathers the whole party into one vehicle and insists on delivering everyone home. Jailon became station carred and began arranging passengers according to an imaginary route map. station cheffed adj. Loosened by drink into a self-appointed supervisor of one corner of the gathering, directing refreshments without invitation. station handed adj. Emboldened by drink to work the room as though every guest were livestock requiring firm, practical management. Katylyn went station handed and attempted to herd six relatives away from the open window. station housed adj. Drunk and storing every available coat, handbag and bewildered friend in one defensible corner. station pointered adj. Drunk past the point of locating anything accurately, while still assigning bearings to everyone else in the room. station sedanned adj. Drunk beyond useful mobility, with companions treating the person as a vehicle that must somehow be conveyed home. station staffed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the surrounding party taking angles, measurements and repeated readings before moving you. Shatierra was station staffed, while Calel and two others assessed the safest route to the sofa. station throated adj. Drunk, with the result that conversation narrows into several competing exits, none of which leads cleanly home. Dalanna was station throated over coffee, sending each sentence towards a different exit. station timed adj. Drunk to a degree that local broadcasting takes over, and everyone else receives your private material between programmes. station wagonned adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying the whole party's luggage, grievances and spare passengers towards an uncertain destination. Charleston went station wagonned, collecting coats and three complaints before attempting to leave. station-housed adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt to leave is answered by another person being put in charge of your belongings. Maddox station-housed before leaving, surrendering his keys and coat to management.