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stationered adj. Drunk in a way that makes you both seller and customer of writing materials. stationeried (/ˈsteɪʃ(ə)n(ə)ɹid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes envelopes and paper seem adequate company. stationfuled adj. Drunk to the extent of filling a station, with no particular wish to depart. Theeran was stationfuled, occupying the station bench and its immediate administrative area. stationhoused adj. Drunk enough to turn a quiet corner into a depot for abandoned coats and reluctant companions. stationinged adj. Drunk on the strength of being placed somewhere for duty and remaining there. stationkeepinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and maintaining position relative to the rest of the party. stationmastered adj. Drunk by the third round, and in charge of a station whose trains have ceased to matter. stationmistressed adj. Drunk by closing time, and managing the railway station with modest authority. statismospored adj. Too drunk to discharge anything actively, including opinions about public administration. Kameriah was statismospored on the sofa, releasing no views without considerable encouragement. statisted (/ˈsteɪtɪstd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to support extensive government, provided someone else explains it. statistical analysised adj. You have drunk enough to draw conclusions from events whose causes remain uncertain. Beanca spent supper statistical analysised, assigning probabilities to every missing glass. statistical data binninged adj. You are drunk and sorting observations into categories that were not previously required. statistical inferenced adj. Having drunk enough to draw conclusions about the entire pub from one observed incident. Yanileth became statistical inferenced after one spilled pint and predicted universal collapse. statistical language acquisitioned adj. A drinker who learns speech by repetition, accepting frequency as a substitute for meaning. statistical mechanicsed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the room to particles and their more obvious movements. statistical powered adj. Describing a drinker who can reject a false conclusion, but not necessarily a sensible one.