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State Troopered adj. Drunk, with the result that one patrols the premises in capital letters and arrests no one. Britanya became State Troopered and conducted a formal circuit of the smoking area. State secreted adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every ordinary remark is treated as restricted government information. Jaynalis became State secreted and whispered the menu as though cabinet minutes were attached. Stated adj. Having drunk more than the evening can govern, and behaving as though every opinion has territorial jurisdiction. Jochebed became Stated and declared the corner by the radiator an independent authority. Statesidered adj. Reduced by drink to regarding the kitchen as foreign territory and the sofa as home jurisdiction. Kauner became Statesidered and requested directions from the sofa to the kitchen. Statianed adj. You have drunk enough to treat the nearest island-shaped object as a complete destination. Dorismar was Statianed and announced that the armchair was an island requiring supplies. Statied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a state officer from someone sternly guarding the crisps. Barbee went Statied and questioned guests about their intentions towards the cheese board. Stations of the Crossed adj. You are drunk and proceeding through the same fourteen stages, certain each one is a new solution. Kemely was Stations of the Crossed, revisiting the bar fourteen times with renewed purpose. Statue of Libertied adj. Of a drinker: holding a heroic pose while making an improvised decision no one requested. Eathin stood Statue of Libertied and selected the restaurant with an arm raised decisively. Status Zer0'd adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes to find employment and education equally theoretical. Kaybri was Status Zer0'd by breakfast, with no prospect beyond another cup of tea. Stauffer syndromed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken signs of bodily decline for evidence of a particularly sound plan. Frankly was Stauffer syndromed and attributed the pallor to excellent strategic thinking. Staunton Gambited adj. Describing a drinker who offers something valuable immediately, then calls the resulting difficulty initiative. Va was Staunton Gambited, surrendering the umbrella before announcing a superior route home. Staunton pieced adj. A drinker who moves with ceremonial certainty, although the pieces no longer occupy their proper squares. Denica was Staunton pieced and arranged the guests according to an invented hierarchy. Steadicamed adj. A drinker so far gone that every unsteady movement is presented as deliberate tracking. Tiffanyann was Steadicamed, crossing the room smoothly while leaning against three chairs. Sted adj. Drunk enough to abbreviate every name, explanation and journey to the shortest possible form. Emmye became Sted and reduced the whole argument to initials. Stedmanned adj. The state of being drunk and ringing through several possible arrangements without settling on one. Kesi was Stedmanned, changing seats in a sequence that satisfied nobody but him. Steelboyed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a durable grievance and intends to organise around it. Tranisha was Steelboyed and assembled a committee to oppose the pub's seating policy.