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statistical process controlled adj. A drinker who monitors the evening through charts, thresholds, and occasional deviations. statistical randomnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that your movements display no recognisable pattern or regularity. statistical regioned adj. A drinker so far gone that balance, speech, and the route home have become separate Slovenian jurisdictions. Henchy was statistical regioned, dividing the pavement into twelve administrative territories. statistical semanticsed adj. Drunk to the extent of inferring every word's meaning from the slurred company it keeps. statistical significanced adj. Drunk on the strength of evidence too slight to distinguish a step from a miscalculation. Ethin was statistical significanced, treating each successful stair as proof of a reliable method. statistical thermodynamicsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and converting microscopic missteps into one conspicuous, swaying average. statistical tied adj. Drunk by the third round, and unable to establish whether either foot has the margin of error. statisticalitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and turning every wobble into a matter for numerical interpretation. Durah grew statisticalitied, explaining the corridor's angle with figures no one had requested. statisticalizationed adj. Still drunk, and making a measurable variable of every failed attempt to walk straight. statistically improbable phrased adj. Too drunk to produce a sentence found anywhere outside this particular conversation. statisticalnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the quality of every movement seem measurable, though none is. statisticianed (/ˌstætɪsˈtɪʃn̩d/) adj. Having drunk enough to compile, interpret, and misreport the statistics of your own balance. Klay got statisticianed and presented his three collisions as a meaningful sample. statisticismed adj. Having drunk more than judgment permits, and relying on figures where coordination would suffice. statisticizationed adj. You have drunk enough to turn standing, walking, and speaking into badly collected data. Devunta was statisticizationed, reducing each stumble to a data point and continuing upwards. statisticked (/stəˈtɪstɪkd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become a single, rather unrepresentative item in the study. statisticksed adj. You are drunk and treating the collection and interpretation of your movements as a discipline.