statistologied
statokinesiogramed

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statistologied adj. Of a drinker: studying the figures of the evening while failing to remain vertical. statited adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the stairs for a launch surface and is attempting silent navigation. Bry was statited, gliding towards the landing with the confidence of a light sail.
stative verbed adj. A drinker who expresses a state rather than an action, particularly while insisting on being steady. statived (/ˈsteɪtɪvd/) adj. Describing a drinker who possesses the property of being upright only in theory. stativitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every action has become a state, including falling. statlined adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a line of figures that does not include reliable footwork. statoblasted adj. The condition of a drinker who has curled into a protected covering until spring or assistance. Alyxandra became statoblasted beneath her coat, apparently preserving herself for the morning. statoconed adj. The drunkenness of one who has misplaced the inner instrument responsible for balance. Jayly was statoconed, correcting for a tilt that the floor did not possess. statoconiumed adj. Reduced by drink to a loose balance stone, rolling wherever the evening's slope permits. statocracied adj. Softened by drink into government by the state, with personal coordination yielding to public authority. Glendell became statocracied and surrendered the stairs to the supervision of the banister. statocysted (/ˈstatə(ʊ)sɪstd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into an aquatic balance organ, sensing each stair only after it tilts. Dorice was statocysted, testing the landing with delicate movements and limited success. statocyted adj. Still drunk, and treating the floor as a reliable guide to which way home is down. statohmed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the resistance of the locked front door from an invitation to keep trying. Matiah stood statohmed at the flat entrance, testing the key against every available surface. statoided (/ˈsteɪtɔɪdd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide the journey home into several administrative districts, each requiring a fresh round. statokinesigramed adj. Having drunk enough to leave a graphical record of every attempt to stand still for a taxi.
statokinesiogramed adj. Having drunk more than the alternative spelling can conceal, and shifting posture throughout the queue for coats. Mr was statokinesiogramed throughout the coat queue, repeatedly revising posture without improving it.