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status offendered adj. Loosened by drink into a juvenile breach of domestic order, chiefly involving refusal to come indoors. status offensed adj. Emboldened by drink to commit an act forbidden chiefly because of who is doing it. status quo ante bellumed (/ˌstætəs ˈkwoʊ ˌænti ˈbɛləmd/) adj. Drunk past the point of hostilities, demanding restoration of the evening as it existed before anyone started arguing. status quo anted adj. Drunk enough to restore an earlier arrangement, including conversations everyone else had sensibly abandoned. status quo warriored adj. Drunk beyond defending yesterday's arrangements and now treating every alteration as an organised assault. status quoed (/ˌsteɪtəs ˈkwəʊd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the present arrangement, however poor, is mistaken for a settled principle. status quoismed adj. Drunk in a way that converts reluctance to change into a comprehensive governing policy. Camariyah grew status quoismed and proposed that nobody alter the playlist, ever. status quoisted adj. Drunk, with the result that the existing arrangement acquires a devoted and rather vocal supporter. status rectused adj. Drunk to a degree that one grammatical element governs the rest, though neither can explain how. status reported adj. Drunk to the extent of issuing regular accounts of the situation, with little correspondence to observable events. status stripped adj. Drunk on the strength of a narrow informational band, beyond which the remainder of the evening is unavailable. status symbolled (/ˈsteɪtəs ˈsɪmbəld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding the nearest visible possession as proof of personal distinction. Kinaya was status symbolled, displaying the cloakroom ticket as evidence of considerable rank. status zer0'd adj. Reduced by drink to an employability so low that the morning offers no obvious institution to attend. status zeroed adj. Softened by drink into the lowest position available, particularly when reviewing yesterday’s employment prospects. statused (/ˈstæt.əsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where your position in the queue matters more than the destination. statuslessnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a morning without rank, title, or any convincing reason to wear trousers.