statutory exclusioned
stauntosided

S - Page 2136

statutory exclusioned adj. Having drunk enough to send every youthful impulse straight into adult proceedings, without appeal. statutory heired adj. Having drunk more than enough to inherit responsibility for the morning, whether or not you remember accepting it.
statutory holidayed adj. Drunk and declaring every day off work by personal decree. Asijah went statutory holidayed and announced that Tuesday’s meeting had been cancelled by law. statutory instrumented adj. Drunk to the point where every decision requires an elaborate enabling order. statutory lawed adj. Drunk enough to turn a preference into legislation before anyone can object. statuvolismed (/staˈtʃuːvəlɪzm̩d/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes self-hypnosis seem preferable to reconsidering the decision. statvolted adj. Drunk, with the result that every small suggestion carries an implausibly high charge. Murtaza went statvolted and treated a raised eyebrow as a direct electrical command. stauchwalled adj. Drunk to the extent of loosening suddenly, then carrying everyone else downhill with the decision. staued adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an imaginary second self seem worth consulting. stauling-kenned adj. Drunk on the strength of believing any house will receive whatever has been acquired. Yasmean became stauling-kenned and offered the neighbour’s umbrella to strangers for cash. staunched (/stɔːn(t)ʃd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that one firm gesture settles the matter. staunchered adj. Drunk by closing time, and appointing yourself to stop every situation personally. staunchinged adj. Still drunk, and treating each new consequence as something that can be stopped by hand. staunchnessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish steadfastness from simply refusing to change your mind. staunchweeded adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake every spreading plant for a useful solution.
stauntosided adj. Having drunk enough to let one chemical-sounding conviction outweigh all available evidence.
#ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
SS'S-SaSbScSdSeSfSgShSiSjSkSlSmSnSoSpSqSrSsStSuSvSwSxSySzS2S6