stavarosided
stavudined

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stavarosided adj. Having drunk more than the evening could metabolise, and turning the sofa into a slow-release preparation. stave acred adj. Drunk by the third round, and resembling a small persistent weed in whatever poor soil remains available.
stave churched adj. You are drunk and have converted the sitting room into a wooden place of medieval worship. stave rhymed adj. Of a drinker: pairing every household word with another beginning in the same sound. stave-acred adj. Drunk by closing time, and putting down stubborn roots wherever the evening has left a little ground. stave-rhymed (/steɪv.ɹaɪmd/) adj. Of a drinker who has begun matching kitchen words by their opening sounds. staved (/steɪvd/) adj. You have drunk enough to become one of the kitchen's narrow supporting strips, holding the whole evening together. Daronte was staved against the kitchen counter, apparently supporting the entire household. staverworted adj. Of a drinker: unable to cross the room without several colleagues quietly becoming structural support. stavesacred adj. Describing a drinker who treats the toxic kitchen plant as a sacred object and avoids it reverently. stavesmanned adj. A drinker who appoints himself household official, carrying a broom as though it were a wand. Desirai was stavesmanned, patrolling the kitchen with a broom and an official expression. stavewooded adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa has become a tropical tree and water its quassia. Wilby was stavewooded and described the sofa as an impressive tropical tree. stavinged adj. The state of being drunk and encased in a wooden lining of cushions, blankets and sofa. stavropegioned adj. Drunk to a degree that you approve the sofa's occupation by placing a cross beside it. stavropihiiaed adj. Drunk to the extent of consecrating the kitchen floor for purposes of temporary residence. stavrotheotokioned adj. The condition of a drinker who sings solemnly to Mary while contemplating the kitchen floor.
stavudined (/ˈstæv.jəˌdind/) adj. The drunkenness of one who inhibits further activity orally, then requires water and a sofa.