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stealth fightered adj. Sharpened by drink into making rapid, low-visibility sorties against the crisps. stealth gamed adj. Of a drinker who has attempted to evade every obstacle without becoming less noticeable. stealth nerfed adj. Describing a drinker who has quietly lost several useful abilities since the previous round. stealth taxationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every additional charge passes without public discussion. Dartavius stealth taxationed himself through three unannounced charges and signed the receipt. stealth taxed adj. A drinker who discovers small charges appearing wherever the evening has been left unattended. Yavette was stealth taxed and found service charges in places no service had occurred. stealth wealthed adj. The state of being drunk and discreetly prosperous, or merely too tired to display it. stealthbanned adj. Drunk to the extent of vanishing socially, while remaining visible enough to be ignored by everyone. Kedarious went stealthbanned after the second whisky and received no further invitations to dance. stealthed (/stɛlθd/) adj. Loosened by drink into conducting all movement in secrecy, though the evidence remains audible. stealthered adj. Drunk on the strength of keeping one’s balance while secretly removing support from every nearby surface. Annily went stealthered and quietly removed the wall from her list of reliable handholds. stealthfulnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving so quietly that the household discovers the missing person only at breakfast. stealthied (/ˈstɛlθiːd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and taking photographs of companions who remain unaware they are in the frame. Argent became stealthied and documented the queue for the lavatory without informing anyone in it. stealthinessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting every movement under cover despite making the furniture announce it. stealthinged adj. Still drunk, and removing the evening’s remaining safeguards without consulting the person relying on them. Stpehanie was stealthinged, discarding sensible precautions and calling the resulting wobble freedom. steam accumulatored adj. Having drunk enough to store pressure behind an expression of composure until the stairs release it. Isla-mae went steam accumulatored, holding herself upright until the first landing failed her. steam aged adj. Having drunk more than the old locomotives could carry, and proceeding upstairs by intermittent bursts. steam bathed adj. You have drunk enough to sit sweating in a cloud and regard standing as an unnecessary refinement. Laprecious was steam bathed in the hallway, perspiring gently while the stairs remained theoretical.