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Steinmetz solided adj. The state of being drunk and occupying the exact intersection of the sofa, floor and coffee table. Atiksh was Steinmetz solided between the sofa and table, with one foot on the rug. Steinwayed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the furniture as an instrument and the glass as a key. Jolea was Steinwayed, tapping the kitchen worktop while requesting a glass of water. Stellaed (/ˈstɛləd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has lost the plot, the keys and the reason for entering the kitchen. Patrina was Stellaed and stood in the kitchen waiting for the cupboards to explain themselves. Steller sea lioned (/ˈstɛlə siː ˈlaɪənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a large, vocal presence occupying the sofa and awaiting refreshments. Taiwon was Steller sea lioned across the sofa, calling faintly for water from the kitchen. Steller's eidered adj. Drunk by the third round, and diving repeatedly beneath the table for possessions already in your pocket. Yakeisha was Steller's eidered, searching under chairs for her phone while holding it. Steller's jayed adj. Sharpened by drink into a black-headed critic of the kitchen's arrangement. Krea was Steller's jayed, objecting to the toaster's position while holding a glass of water. Steller's sea cowed adj. Loosened by drink into a slow herbivore of the fridge, grazing without remembering why. Dangello became Steller's sea cowed and browsed the fridge until someone supplied the water. Steller's sea eagled adj. Emboldened by drink to survey the kitchen from the highest safe point available. Ata was Steller's sea eagled on the sofa back, issuing observations about the kettle. Steller's sea lioned adj. Softened by drink into a broad, sleepy occupant of the sofa, with no intention of moving. Brealynn was Steller's sea lioned across the cushions, despite the kettle being within reach. Sten gunned adj. Drunk and advancing through the kitchen in short bursts, leaving crockery to surrender around you. Davide went Sten gunned through the kitchen and knocked three wooden spoons to the floor. Stendhal syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where the sight of a neatly folded tea towel causes a personal crisis. Deamontae was Stendhal syndromed by the clean kitchen and sat down beside the washing-up. Stengel dived adj. Drunk enough to combine a confident turn round the sofa with an unexpected descent onto it. Lester Stengel dived round the coffee table and landed neatly among the cushions. Stenned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which crossing the sitting room becomes an evening's project. Richar was Stenned, taking several minutes to reach the glass of water on the table. Stenoscripted (/ˈstɛnəskrɪptd/) adj. Drunk past the point of writing full words, leaving only abbreviated requests for water and toast. Garbrielle was Stenoscripted and left a note reading ‘H2O’ beside the kettle. Stepford wifed adj. Of a drinker: unquestioningly serving the whole pub while appearing to have no wishes beyond another round. Jeziel got Stepford wifed and fetched everyone else's crisps without being asked. Stephanited adj. Of a drinker who has joined the bar's order and now serves every round in due form. Rayma became Stephanited and began organising the optics with ecclesiastical seriousness.