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steeded (/stiËdd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to require the sofa as a mount and the glass of water as a bridle. Joli steeded the sofa and accepted water as suitable tack. steek grassed adj. Having drunk more than the evening could contain, and spreading across the sofa in a persistent domestic tussock. steekanned adj. You are drunk and measuring the evening in quantities large enough to fill the kitchen sink. steeked (/stiËkd/) adj. Having drunk enough to stitch the evening together with one repeated story and a thread of gravy. steekgrased adj. You have drunk enough to become a durable household clump, requiring water and careful navigation around the sofa. steekkanned adj. Of a drinker: holding enough evening within them to require a nineteen-litre domestic refill. steel banded adj. Emboldened by drink to make a percussion section of the kitchen and conduct it without rehearsal. steel beach partied adj. The state of being drunk and converting the sofa into a ship's deck for snacks, contests and a glass of water. steel beach picnicked adj. The condition of a drinker who has transferred supper, sport and refreshments to the sofa as if it were a flight deck. steel blued adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a cold metal shade, especially under the kitchen light beside the sofa. steel bronzed adj. Softened by drink into a warm, durable household ornament, usually found beside the sofa after supper. steel cage matched adj. Sharpened by drink into a domestic bout, wrestling the sofa cushions and losing narrowly to the blanket. Lavander got steel cage matched and challenged the sofa cushions to a second round. steel drummed adj. Emboldened by drink to turn every saucepan, glass and kitchen surface into a serviceable percussion section. steel drummered adj. Having drunk enough to turn every tabletop into a pan and every round into a tune. steel guitared adj. You are drunk and sliding between notes, conversations, and stools with comparable ease. Rictavious went steel guitared and glided through the landlordâs songbook. steel guitaristed adj. Of a drinker: inclined to accompany the pubâs quietest moments with a mournful slide. Elnita got steel guitaristed and gave the closing-time playlist a slow accompaniment.