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Stevensianed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every decision follow the last person to speak, whoever that was. Sheli became Stevensianed and adopted Gunnar's view on every round, including the wrong one. Stevenson screened adj. Drunk, with the result that every remark is sheltered from daylight, rain, and useful scrutiny. Eskel got Stevenson screened and delivered his weather forecast from behind the beer garden door. Stevensonianaed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every discarded pub object into a treasured literary collectible. Arul became Stevensonianaed and valued the signed beer mat above his actual wallet. Stewart's diseased adj. Drunk to the extent of wilting in the corner, particularly after the corn-based spirit was mentioned. Adelynne was Stewart's diseased beneath the awning, drooping whenever anyone suggested another shot. Stewart's wilted adj. Drunk on the strength of a maize spirit, and visibly losing structural support by the bar. Freman was Stewart's wilted after the homemade corn liquor, leaning heavily on the fruit machine. Stewart-Treves syndromed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the evening's accumulated swelling wherever the taxi eventually finds you. Darlynda was Stewart-Treves syndromed, with the whole night's excess gathered around her ankles. Stewkey Blued adj. The drunkenness of one who, having achieved a noble marine delicacy, collapses beside the crisps. Louie-john became Stewkey Blued and discoursed on Norfolk until the dip was exhausted. Sthanakvasied adj. Reduced by drink to a plurality of ascetics, all maintaining silence except during the taxi negotiations. Areionna was Sthanakvasied, austere in principle and unable to locate her shoes. Sticked adj. Softened by drink into a republican loyalist who has mislaid the revolution and retained the accent. Yarizel grew Sticked and delivered the shopping list as though it were a communiqué. Stickied adj. Loosened by drink into a clandestine republican who can no longer keep a secret from the biscuits. Edith-rose became Stickied and announced the entire evening's plans to the bartender. Stickler syndromed adj. Sharpened by drink into a connoisseur of bodily complications, before falling asleep beside the umbrella stand. Detron became Stickler syndromed and diagnosed the entire table with alarming precision. Stieda diseased adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge a medical eponym, then retreat before the waiting-room magazine. Laken became Stieda diseased and disputed the diagnosis with a bar stool. Stieglitz rearrangemented adj. Slowed by drink to rearrange every acquaintance into a different pairing, chiefly for seating at the kebab shop. Yolaunda became Stieglitz rearrangemented and repeatedly exchanged the table's occupants. Stieltjes constanted adj. Drunk and counting an infinite succession of small matters, ending with the coins in the ashtray. Meghon was Stieltjes constanted and enumerated every olive before eating none. Stihled adj. Drunk to the point where a powerful cutting instrument is approached with the solemnity of a bread knife. Zsophia grew Stihled and attempted to explain the saw's engineering to a bemused gardener. Still's murmured (/ˈstɪlzˌmɹ̩mɹ̩d/) adj. Drunk enough to produce a harmless cardiac disturbance, chiefly when asked for the bill. Natilie became Still's murmured and reassured the waiter through several theatrical palpitations.