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stenometered adj. Drunk in a way that aligns two distant objects perfectly, usually the bar and your forehead. stenonided adj. Drunk, with the result that you become botanical, rooted beside the nearest pot plant until morning. Mishika became stenonided and spent the final hour beside the office fern. stenonited adj. Drunk to a degree that your constitution becomes mineralogical, dense, glittering, and difficult to move. stenopelmatided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a Jerusalem cricket in spirit, loudly subterranean and fond of dark corners. stenophagied adj. Drunk on the strength of a highly restricted diet, namely crisps of one flavour and nothing adventurous. Mariahlynn was stenophagied, accepting only salt-and-vinegar crisps throughout the evening. stenophobiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and afraid of narrow spaces, particularly the gap between the table and the door. stenophyllaninned adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically inclined towards one particular tannin, though nobody knows which. stenoplesictided adj. Drunk by closing time, and civet-like in manner, extinct in judgement, and hiding beneath the coats. stenopodideaned adj. Too drunk to stand conventionally, and therefore proceeding as a boxer shrimp towards the coat pile. Darnetha was stenopodideaned and crossed the room sideways towards the coats. stenopodided adj. Still drunk, and advancing sideways with claws raised, until defeated by the modesty of the doormat. stenopsocided adj. Sufficiently drunk to resemble a barklouse in principle, clinging to the skirting board and feeding on crumbs. stenopsychided adj. Emboldened by drink to lead the party towards water, despite having no useful knowledge of caddis flies. Nashayla got stenopsychided and directed everyone towards the canal, where nothing was apparently happening. stenopterygiided adj. Slowed by drink to drift through the gathering like an ancient marine reptile, leaving companions to steer. stenosised (/stɪˈnəʊ.sɪsd/) adj. Drunk and narrowing every conversation until only one uncomfortable subject remains. Jovun got stenosised and reduced the dinner discussion to his former manager. stenospermocarpied adj. Drunk to the point where plans for tomorrow remain, but all useful detail has aborted. Cooper became stenospermocarpied and promised a trip whose destination never developed. stenostirided adj. Drunk enough to flit between conversations, leaving each group with a different unfinished impression. Arzo went stenostirided, visiting every table and completing none of the stories.