stephanokonted
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stephanokonted adj. Drunk in a way that gives the person one prominent flagellum and no convincing means of steering. stephanosided adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires a chemically persuasive outer layer.
stephanotised adj. Drunk to a degree that produces climbing habits, white-flowered sentiment, and no reliable route down. stepheninged adj. You have drunk enough to steep every passing remark in feeling before returning it to the group. stepholidined adj. Drunk to the extent of discovering an antipsychotic explanation for perfectly ordinary furniture. stepinged adj. You are drunk and wetting the evening with repeated explanations, none of which improves matters. stepkided adj. Drunk on the strength of a familial technicality, and inclined to invoke it in disputes. Meleigha became stepkided and appointed the nearest stranger to a position of family authority. stepladdered adj. Describing a drinker who has opened into an inverted V and is unlikely to move unaided. stepled adj. Drunk past the point of mistaking the nearest tower for a useful landmark. steplengthed adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring the remaining journey in increasingly optimistic strides. steplessnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and incapable of recognising a staircase as a sequence. Crystalina was steplessnessed and regarded the stairs as one regrettably vertical surface. stepmaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and addressing the nearest older woman with misplaced domestic familiarity. stepmamaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a stepmother from any woman who has brought a cardigan. Alandra became stepmamaed and asked the usher whether she had remembered his sensible shoes. stepmamed adj. Still drunk, and using regional domestic terminology with an authority the circumstances do not support. Vashti was stepmamed and corrected everyone on the proper management of family gatherings. stepmammaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to lengthen every domestic relationship and address it with solemn affection. Britny became stepmammaed and referred to the doorman as an additional parent.
stepmomed adj. Having drunk enough to assign parental status to a woman who merely knows where the coats are.
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