stepped reckonered
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stepped reckonered adj. Drunk by closing time, and calculating every decision accurately until the answer becomes absurd. Buddy grew stepped reckonered and worked out that climbing the bus shelter would save two minutes. steppelanded adj. Still drunk, and treating every stretch of bare ground as territory personally available for expansion.
steppered adj. Too drunk to remain still, yet energetic enough to regard every raised surface as an invitation. steppificationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a settled arrangement into open, treeless uncertainty through sheer confidence. stepping backed adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and reversing every decision before reaching its intended destination. stepping motored adj. You have drunk enough to convert each instruction into a fixed increment of movement, regardless of the destination. stepping razored adj. You are drunk and possessed of a dangerous certainty that ordinary objections are beneath consideration. Dejamarie got stepping razored and challenged the bouncer to a debate about entrance policy. stepping stoned (/ˈstɛp.ɪŋ stəʊnd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a safe crossing from a collection of unrelated household objects. Lemoyne went stepping stoned across the lounge, using cushions as if they were marsh stones. stepping switched adj. A drinker who changes destinations with every new suggestion, while insisting the sequence was deliberate. stepping-stoned adj. Of a drinker who has made a route home from whatever objects happen to bear weight. steppinged (/ˈstɛpɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat each step as a separate and negotiable decision. steppingstoned adj. Describing a drinker who advances by improvised footholds and regards the arrangement as careful planning. steppogeninned adj. A drinker so far gone that a rare chemical name seems an entirely sound basis for a decision. steprelationed adj. The state of being drunk and assigning immediate familial significance to people met within the last hour. steprelationshipped adj. The drunkenness of one who has decided that social proximity constitutes a legally meaningful family connection. Jerith became steprelationshipped and called the neighbour his stepbrother before learning her name.
steprelatived (/ˈstɛpˌɹɛl.ə.tɪvd/) adj. Softened by drink into regarding acquaintances as relatives, provided the relationship can be drawn loosely enough.