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steproninned adj. Sharpened by drink into offering a confident remedy for every obstruction, particularly those involving mucus. Latera became steproninned and recommended an improvised cure for the singer's blocked nose. stepsibed adj. Still drunk, and treating the person your parent married's child as family, while forgetting whose side of the family. Anacani was stepsibed by midnight, explaining the family tree to the sofa. stepsiblinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to offer the child from your stepparent's former household the last clean glass of water. stepsised adj. Having drunk enough to treat a female relation by marriage as the natural authority on where the spare blankets are kept. Innaya got stepsised and asked the sofa whether her sister had approved the seating. stepsistered adj. You have drunk enough to appoint the daughter of your stepparent's former relationship keeper of the household blankets. stepsisterhooded adj. You are drunk and extending sisterly concern, by marriage, to anyone who appears near the sofa. stepsized adj. Of a drinker: measuring every movement by the distance between the sofa and the kitchen, with mixed results. stepsonned (/ˈstɛpsʌnd/) adj. Of a drinker who has adopted the household's adult male inconvenience and left his shoes by the door. stepstoned adj. Describing a drinker who has stationed themselves at the threshold, preparing to enter the kitchen without quite doing so. stepstooled adj. A drinker who has climbed towards a high cupboard and is now negotiating carefully with the lower shelf. Broderic was stepstooled beside the cupboard, requesting the water glasses from the bottom shelf. steptavidinned adj. A drinker so far gone that four separate hollows have appeared in the sofa, each reserved for a glass. Jayceeon was steptavidinned, surrounding himself with four glasses and using none of them. stepteened adj. The state of being drunk and behaving like the household's adolescent by leaving one sock in every room. stepuncled adj. The condition of a drinker who has assumed an avuncular role towards someone related only through remarriage. stepwayed adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted the route from sofa to kitchen into a public staircase. stepwedged adj. Reduced by drink to a sequence of thicknesses, judging the sofa cushions as though they were test exposures. Ulisis became stepwedged, comparing the sofa's cushions before selecting one for sleep. stepwelled adj. Softened by drink into a person who reaches the water only by descending gradually through the cushions. Neno was stepwelled into the sofa, lowering himself one cushion at a time towards the water.