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stepwifed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise critic of the household's former marital arrangements, from the sofa. Ashante became stepwifed and reviewed the kitchen's divorce arrangements without being asked. stepworked adj. Loosened by drink into a series of domestic levels, each one occupied by a separate cushion. steradiancied adj. Slowed by drink to measure household radiance by direction, area and the exact position of the lamp. steradianed (/stəˈɹeɪ.diənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to address the entire solid angle of the sitting room from one position on the sofa. steraned adj. Drunk and folded into four domestic layers, with the outermost one occupying the sofa. stercobilinned adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen's brown aftermath is regarded as an orderly scientific result. stercobilinogened adj. Drunk enough to regard last night's household residue as an intermediate stage on the way to a final explanation. stercolinned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the kitchen's ancient brown marks from anything newly deposited. Avrion was stercolinned, treating every brown mark in the kitchen as equally historical. stercolithed adj. Of a drinker: solidly lodged in the conversation, like a pub anecdote nobody can shift. stercomared adj. Of a drinker who has formed a blockage in the tube of conversation and cannot pass a thought through. Mita was stercomared, with conversation blocked somewhere between the first syllable and the second. stercomed adj. Describing a drinker who deposits small, finished portions of nonsense wherever conversation permits. Karikalan went stercomed over the bitter, leaving little observations among everyone's crisps. stercoral pocketed adj. A drinker who stores every discarded remark for later, usually behind the pool table. stercoranismed (/ˈstɜːkəɹənɪzm̩d/) adj. A drinker so far gone that supper, communion and the contents of his stomach have become one doctrine. stercoranisted (/ˈstɜːkəɹənɪstd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating the evening's sacred refreshments as something to be consumed and disposed of. Stancil was stercoranisted before closing, solemnly discussing the pint's final destination. stercorarianed adj. The condition of a drinker who regards digestion as a central article of pub theology. Kamorra was stercorarianed, delivering a sermon on pies beside the dartboard. stercorarided adj. The drunkenness of one who circles the room, skimming conversations and stealing crisps like a seabird.