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stereognosiaed adj. Of a drinker who has lost the practical recognition of objects by touch, and borrows everyone else's belongings. stereognosised adj. Describing a drinker who can no longer identify an object by touch, but confidently assigns it to a companion. stereogramed adj. A drinker who has turned the room into a music centre, storing records, opinions and several reluctant listeners. stereographed adj. A drinker so far gone that two views of the same gathering must be held together to make sense of it. stereographered adj. Drunk to a degree that you produce two accounts of the same evening, both apparently solid. stereographic projectioned adj. Drunk to the extent of projecting every remaining thought from one fixed point onto the nearest flat surface. stereographied adj. Drunk on the strength of making solid objects appear manageable in two dimensions. Ainsleigh got stereographied and reduced the crowded room to a sketch on the receipt. stereoheterotopicitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and occupying the wrong place in every conversation. Sharalyn was stereoheterotopicitied and answered questions addressed to people nearby. stereohistologied adj. Drunk by the third round, and examining the room in small, separate layers. Lealo became stereohistologied and inspected the sandwich under the table lamp. stereohomosequenced adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining the same arrangement at every point of the evening. stereoimaged adj. Still drunk, and seeing each person with a slightly misplaced second outline. stereoimaginged adj. Too drunk to keep the left and right versions of the room in agreement. Syrette was stereoimaginged and reached for the glass beside, rather than beneath, her hand. stereoinductioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to let one conspicuous feature determine the arrangement of everything else. stereoinversioned adj. Having drunk enough to reverse your usual orientation at the centre of every decision. stereoisoformed adj. Having drunk more than one version of yourself can comfortably accommodate. stereoisomered adj. You have drunk enough to be one of several nearly identical people in the room. Alyonna was stereoisomered, one of several nearly identical drinkers confusing the staff at closing time.