stereomicrographied
stereophotographed

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stereomicrographied adj. Having drunk more than the eyes can reconcile, making every small movement arrive in two views. Jaquavis went stereomicrographied and watched two versions of the handrail approach. stereomicroscoped adj. You are drunk and examining nearby objects with both eyes while walking past them.
stereomicroscopied adj. Sharpened by drink into examining the toast in depth, breadth, and unnecessary relief. Bandi stereomicroscopied the toast while everyone else settled the round. stereomonoscoped adj. Of a drinker who has made one object appear three-dimensional, though it remains firmly on the floor. Searra was stereomonoscoped and addressed the coat stand as a solid landmark. stereomotioned adj. Describing a drinker who crosses the room with each object seeming to move sideways. stereomutationed adj. A drinker who changes configuration at every landing, without altering the destination. stereonegatived adj. A drinker so far gone that every pair of eyes produces a different negative impression of the stairs. stereoneted adj. The state of being drunk and plotting the staircase as though it were a diagram. stereopaired adj. The condition of a drinker who moves in two incompatible directions at once. stereoparented adj. The drunkenness of one who gives every step an unnecessary family relationship. stereophoned adj. Reduced by drink to hearing the room in both ears but understanding neither side. stereophonied adj. Softened by drink into hearing every voice as a separate channel of the same conversation. stereophotoed adj. Sharpened by drink into a fixed image, standing still while the background develops movement. Ivyn was stereophotoed at the foot of the stairs, one hand raised for composition. stereophotogramed adj. Loosened by drink into a two-dimensional figure whose depth is supplied by the handrail. stereophotogrammetried adj. Emboldened by drink to build a three-dimensional route from landmarks that are not stationary.
stereophotographed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each footstep becomes a separate three-dimensional picture. Senaca was stereophotographed, pausing on every stair as though preserving the evidence.