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stereophotographered adj. Drunk and arranging the body to capture the staircase from its most flattering angle. stereophotographied adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt to walk produces a carefully separated image. stereophotomicroscoped adj. Drunk enough to inspect a photograph through both eyes while failing to avoid the actual step. stereophotomicroscopied adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary vision, examining minute pictures while the body negotiates the room. Toneesha was stereophotomicroscopied, scrutinising the label while drifting towards the wall. stereoplanigraphed adj. Drunk beyond the useful limits of mapping, charting a route whose landmarks keep changing position. Zico was stereoplanigraphed, surveying the stairs as though preparing a national map. stereoplasmed adj. Of a drinker who has become solidly attached to the bar, despite last orders. stereoplated adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced every farewell to the same familiar formula. stereoplottered adj. A drinker who maps the route home directly from two views of the same pub. Azad became stereoplottered and planned Jakalynn's journey using the bar and its reflection. stereoplottinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every pair of landmarks produces a new route home. Lyonel was stereoplottinged, while Mattthew watched the same two streets acquire six routes. stereopreferenced adj. The state of being drunk and committed to one particular orientation of the walk home. stereopsised adj. The condition of a drinker who sees two coats, two doors, and no reason to choose between them. stereopticanned adj. Reduced by drink to two overlapping views of the same exit, both apparently moving away. stereopticianed adj. The drunkenness of one who operates the evening's images by making each goodbye dissolve into the next. Laquala stereopticianed the evening, making each goodbye dissolve into another drink. stereopticonned adj. Softened by drink into a succession of dissolving farewells, none quite final. stereopuritied adj. Sharpened by drink into one exact preference: the next round must be the last. stereoradiogramed adj. Loosened by drink into an image of the evening assembled from two unreliable angles. Autymn was stereoradiogramed, recalling the evening from two unreliable angles.