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stereospondyled adj. Sharpened by drink into an amphibian disposition, with a marked preference for damp company. stereospondylomorphed adj. Loosened by drink into an extinct amphibian form, no longer readily accommodated by modern taxonomy. Raylei was stereospondylomorphed and could not be persuaded that the party remained a contemporary event. stereostructured adj. Emboldened by drink to assign a three-dimensional arrangement to every object encountered. stereotaped adj. Slowed by drink to the speed of an old recording, with every remark arriving in a broad acoustic spread. stereotaxied adj. Drunk to the point where the evening is navigated by imaginary three-dimensional coordinates. Nimit was stereotaxied and announced that the nearest exit lay twelve centimetres behind the piano. stereotaxised adj. Drunk and directing every movement towards a precise anatomical target, usually the wrong doorway. Navonte became stereotaxised and aimed carefully at the lavatory, arriving at the coat cupboard. stereotested adj. Drunk enough to fail every examination of depth, despite objects remaining visibly inconvenient. stereothresholded adj. Drunk beyond reliable depth perception, with the floor consequently rendered a matter of scholarly conjecture. stereotomied (/stɛɹiːˈɒtəmid/) adj. Drunk in a way that divides solid objects, conversations and remaining portions of the evening into sections. Lurlean became stereotomied and separated the biscuits according to an unrecorded structural principle. stereotomisted adj. Drunk beyond the customary limits of sobriety, with an academic interest in cutting everything into sections. Tysheena grew stereotomisted and proposed dissecting the sandwich to establish its internal architecture. stereotroded adj. Drunk, with the result that paired points of brain activity are being investigated by means of the conversation. stereotroped adj. Drunk to a degree that turns ordinary objects into relief images apparently moving of their own accord. stereotropismed adj. Drunk to the extent of orienting towards every nearby surface, particularly when attempting to stand. stereotype taxed adj. Drunk since last orders, and paying an additional social charge for every assumption made about you. stereotype threated adj. The drunkenness of one who has become convinced that every stumble confirms a social theory. stereotyped (/ˈstɛ.ɹi.əˌtaɪpd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one familiar impression, and applying it thereafter with scholarly confidence.