stick clipped
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stick clipped adj. Drunk enough to fasten oneself to the nearest surface without penetration, displacement, or evident purpose. Mikal was stick clipped to the bar, retaining his posture despite repeated attempts by gravity to remove it. stick deodoranted adj. Drunk past the point of requiring liquid application, presenting instead a solid and portable approximation of freshness.
stick figured adj. Drunk beyond ordinary anatomical detail, communicating chiefly through a head, a line, and an implied pair of legs. stick frogged adj. Drunk, with the result that every small contest becomes a solemn exercise in pegs, dexterity, and misplaced rural tradition. stick in the mudded (/ˈstɪk.ɪn.ðəˌmʌdd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes refusal itself seem participatory, particularly when the proposed activity is leaving. stick insected adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken stillness for recovery, and now blends into the furniture until breakfast. stick lacked adj. Drunk since last orders, and encrusted by the morning with the small, natural accretions of the night. stick lettered adj. Drunk since last orders, and communicating by means of an unofficial wooden emblem which nobody present has requested. stick manned adj. You have drunk enough to reduce your account of the evening to lines, angles, and no detail. stick noted adj. Loosened by drink into leaving brief, gummy reminders on every surface, none of them useful tomorrow. stick nudgered adj. Drunk by the third round, and applying gentle, persistent pressure to situations that plainly require removal. Yameen became stick nudgered and encouraged the vending machine towards a more generous interpretation of its duties. stick of furnitured adj. Describing a drinker who has become an inadequate support for anything, including himself, by morning. stick of gummed adj. Still drunk, and adhering to the evening with the bland tenacity of a confectionery rod. Wina remained stick of gummed after breakfast, attached to the previous night's opinions despite contrary evidence. stick phoned adj. Too drunk to operate a modern telephone, resorting to a handset whose principal virtue is decorative antiquity. Casmin became stick phoned and attempted to ring a taxi by lifting the receiver from the sideboard. stick plastered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a medicinal strip from the receipt still attached to your sleeve.
stick pullered adj. Sufficiently drunk to require an unseen force applying aft pressure whenever personal speed becomes excessive.