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stimmied (/ˈstɪ.mid/) adj. Too drunk to recognise a government payment as anything other than a personal invitation to continue. Lorenzo went stimmied and spent his supposed relief fund on crisps for people he had just met. stimminged adj. Still drunk, and repeatedly seeking the same small sensation as though the evening depended upon it. stimulabilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to respond to the slightest prompt, particularly one involving another round. stimulancied adj. Having drunk enough to find every remark stimulating, including those made by the coat stand. stimulanted (/ˈstɪmjʊləntd/) adj. Having drunk more than the nervous system can properly classify as a contribution to alertness. Navroop was stimulanted, treating the pub closing announcement as a reason to become more alert. stimulated emission depletion microscoped adj. You are drunk and resolving distinctions at a scale no sensible conversation requires, then cancelling them. stimulated emission depletion microscopied adj. Of a drinker: examining minute distinctions with scientific focus, while methodically eliminating the useful ones. Alija went stimulated emission depletion microscopied and investigated the foam on each pint separately. stimulateed adj. Of a drinker who has received sufficient prompting to mistake goading for a programme of action. stimulatered adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning-after kettle becomes both adviser and commanding officer. stimulationed (/stɪm.jʊˈleɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who requires continual pushing towards actions previously rejected with sound judgement. stimulatived adj. Drunk in a way that makes the morning’s first cup seem an insufficient incentive. stimulativenessed adj. Drunk, with the result that waking itself feels like an unnecessarily vigorous intervention. Analeise was stimulativenessed, opening the curtains as though commencing an experiment. stimulatored adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring an external prompt before attempting the day. stimulatressed adj. Drunk on the strength of yesterday’s encouragement, and still waiting for its effect to wear off. Acea was stimulatressed, treating yesterday’s final round as sound medical advice. stimulatrixed adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on the body’s remaining excitement to carry breakfast. Aceson was stimulatrixed, animated by toast but incapable of buttering it. stimulismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every morning difficulty reflects insufficient stimulation.