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stinkwooded adj. Drunk enough to become hard, heavy and unpleasantly aromatic, yet oddly difficult to shift. stinkworted adj. Drunk past the point of remaining ornamental, spreading through the beer garden with a bitter herbal presence. stinky beaned adj. Drunk in a way that makes a person resemble an edible pod: fragrant, social and best handled outdoors. stinky pinkied adj. Drunk, with the result that every exchange becomes a rhyming riddle nobody requested. stinky sticked adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every cigarette into a ceremonial object requiring an audience. Joryn was stinky sticked, presenting each cigarette ceremonially to an audience. stinky tofued adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming fermented, pungent and strangely sought after by people with adventurous appetites. stinted (/stɪntd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a prolonged spell at the bar, rather than any single dramatic decision. stintednessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating under a severe shortage of useful movement, speech and ambition. stintered adj. Drunk by the third round, and already stinting conversation, balance and assistance to others. Karmelo was stintered by the third round, contributing one syllable to every discussion. stintinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and dispensing every remaining resource in miserly portions. stiobed adj. Still drunk, and delivering an earnest parody of pub seriousness that nobody can quite challenge. stipaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to stand like fine grass, bending with every draught from the open pub door. stiparinned adj. Having drunk enough to bind every loose conversation into one dense, fibrous argument. Clatie became stiparinned after the quiz, drawing each stray disagreement into a single knot. stiped (/staɪpd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the stately verticality of a mushroom stem, with progress now largely theoretical. Jaiyla stood stiped beside the buffet, supporting the conversation more successfully than herself. stipellaed adj. Drunk to the point where you have become a minor appendage to somebody else's conversation. stipelled adj. Drunk enough to offer one small, decorative opinion beside every larger one.