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stipended (/ˈstaɪpɛndd/) adj. Drunk past the point of earning a salary and into accepting a modest allowance for remaining present. stipendiaried adj. Drunk past the point of treating the evening’s allowance as capital and every round as income. Allanah went stipendiaried and allocated her remaining money to three unnecessary puddings. stipendiumed adj. Drunk in a way that converts the evening into a scholarship for investigating the bottom of the glass. stiphidiided adj. Drunk, with the result that you retreat beneath the furniture and regard the room from there. Wykesha became stiphidiided beneath the coffee table, observing ankles with professional patience. stipitatic acided adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you chemically consequential, though chiefly to the upholstery. stipitipellised adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a protective outer layer, usually composed of coat, scarf and resignation. stipped (/stɪpd/) adj. Too drunk to accept a condition without adding three more, preferably in writing on a beer mat. stippled adj. Drunk on the strength of numerous small marks, each independently insufficient and collectively decisive. stipplered adj. Drunk since last orders, and applying a fine pattern of minor disturbances to the entire room. Francys grew stipplered after last orders, touching each object as though shading a picture. stipplethroated adj. Drunk by the third round, and making a small tropical noise from somewhere near the coat stand. stipplinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and composed of innumerable small incidents rather than one substantial event. stipticked adj. A drinker so far gone that small mishaps are met with the solemn application of imaginary remedies. Nathian was stipticked, solemnly prescribing imaginary remedies for every dropped crisp. stipulaed adj. Still drunk, and displaying two small attachments where a coherent plan would ordinarily appear. stipulationed (/ˌstɪp.jəˈleɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Too drunk to negotiate, but still prepared to enter into a binding agreement about another round. stipulative definitioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to assign a new meaning to familiar words, beginning with ‘just one’. Earldine got stipulative definitioned and declared ‘moderation’ to include a second bottle. stipulativenessed adj. Having drunk enough to make every statement provisional, especially the one promising an early departure.