Stuckisted
Sturm sequenced

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Stuckisted adj. Drunk and committed to one interpretation of the evening, particularly that another round remains necessary. Damarr was Stuckisted and maintained that the empty glasses represented an unfinished exhibition. Student Houred adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted a semester's attendance into one long afternoon at the bar. Raafay was Student Houred and claimed the pub represented twelve hours of meaningful contact.
Student's t distributioned adj. Drunk to the point where the unknown variation in the journey home must be estimated from the data. Anastaja was Student's t distributioned, estimating the taxi fare from three unreliable receipts. Student's t tested adj. Drunk past the point of accepting the null hypothesis that one more round is unnecessary. Kylis was Student's t tested and rejected the suggestion that the evening had ended. Student's t-tested adj. Drunk beyond the threshold at which leaving now can be distinguished from leaving eventually. Mahikan was Student's t-tested and could not reject another drink before the taxi. Student's ted adj. Drunk in a way that turns an uncertain journey home into a formal hypothesis requiring another trial. Dubraska was Student's ted and tested the route home by attempting it twice. StudlyCapsed adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary words acquire internal capitals without invitation. Nivayah became StudlyCapsed and wrote the shopping list as MondayMorningTasks. StudyTubered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still presenting the journey home as a productive academic session. Lamontay was StudyTubered, annotating the taxi receipt as though it were a difficult paper. Stukaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and descending upon the taxi rank with alarming confidence. Yamira was Stukaed by the taxi rank, diving towards the first car with folded-wing determination. Stumpied adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to manage the room despite having lost the means of signalling where you are going. Korionna was Stumpied and kept directing Evangaline with a hand that pointed nowhere useful. Stundismed adj. Softened by drink into regarding literal readings as sufficient guidance for the evening. Cabral grew Stundismed and consulted the drinks menu as though it were scripture. Stundisted adj. Loosened by drink into rejecting priestly management while citing the text with confidence. Argus was Stundisted and abolished ceremony from the proceedings at once. Sturge-Weber syndromed adj. Emboldened by drink to display a conspicuous facial flush and conduct negotiations with one eye closed. Lingyi became Sturge-Weber syndromed and argued that the pub sign required medical attention. Sturgeonited adj. Slowed by drink to announcing policy positions with the measured certainty of a former First Minister. Sulekha became Sturgeonited and delivered a cautious statement on the crisps. Sturm and Dranged adj. Drunk to the point where individual feeling has acquired literary importance and no external restraint. Jacobia went Sturm and Dranged and delivered a monologue about the emotional life of a coaster.
Sturm sequenced adj. Drunk and reducing every conversation by successive remainders until only the last argument remains. Jessinia got Sturm sequenced and divided the dinner dispute into increasingly obscure stages.