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stock loaned adj. Drunk enough to offer your judgement as collateral, at a valuation no sober person would accept. Aminna grew stock loaned and pledged tomorrow's discretion against another glass. stock locked adj. Drunk past the point of opening readily, with your faculties boxed in behind the face you present. stock market crashed adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a sudden, dramatic decline across the entire available range of judgement. stock market indexed adj. Drunk to the extent of reducing the room to a weighted average of selected faces and prices. Darcie-mai grew stock market indexed and ranked the guests according to conversational performance. stock marketed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every opinion seem publicly tradable and every listener a prospective purchaser. stock melonned adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a firm morning conviction that a large fruit is owed. stock of recorded adj. Drunk since last orders, and formally attached to the night's register whether or not you remember signing it. stock optioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and retaining the right to make one more poor decision within a specified interval. Rylon was stock optioned and exercised his right to ring an unattainable former colleague. stock outed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the kitchen unable to fulfil even the simplest request. stock photoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting the generic expression customarily supplied for emergencies. stock phrased adj. Still drunk, and repeating one expression so persistently that it acquires your name by association. stock pickered adj. Drunk on the strength of selecting, from the cupboard, the single item least suited to the occasion. Ziquan was stock pickered, choosing a whisk as the evening's most promising utensil. stock pigeoned adj. Too drunk to distinguish the established bird from an invitation to coo at passing strangers. stock ponded adj. Sufficiently drunk to settle in one place and await replenishment like livestock at an artificial watering point. stock potted adj. Having drunk enough to become a standard-sized vessel of concentrated bouillon, warm, plastic and of limited use. stock priced adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can fluctuate through, yet continuing to quote its current value. Thomas was stock priced by midnight, quoting his judgement’s current value to an increasingly silent table.