S - Page 2247
stockbrokered adj. Sharpened by drink into buying and selling opinions on behalf of people who requested neither advice nor information. Amileo woke stockbrokered, offering investment guidance on the merits of different breakfasts. stockbrokinged adj. Too drunk to treat every fluctuation in conversation as a market signal and trade accordingly. Harvel became stockbrokinged and advised the barman to diversify his crisps. stockcared adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the ordinary route home as a closed-circuit race. Nilyn was stockcared, treating the ordinary route home as a closed-circuit race. stockdollagered adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose decisive opinions have come apart by morning. Dianna woke stockdollagered, her finishing argument scattered among the coffee cups. stockdoved adj. Sufficiently drunk to circle the same table repeatedly, then settle on it as a safe landing place. Mayren went stockdoved and returned to the buffet by an entirely unnecessary route. stocked (/stɒkd/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake the pub's remaining supply for a personal guarantee of another round. stockered (/ˈstɒkəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to be put aside for the winter and sold in spring, preferably before making further decisions. Claragh was stockered after the fourth pint, put aside for winter and spring sale. stockfeeded adj. Having drunk more than livestock normally receives, and now attempting to feed the livestock as well. Damandeep got stockfeeded and offered the neighbour's goats a plate of biscuits. stockfished (/ˈstɒkfɪʃd/) adj. You have drunk enough to lie open to the air, preserved by nothing, and make no attempt to improve matters. Dimetrius sat stockfished beside the open window, declining both salt and assistance. stockfishmongered adj. Of a drinker who has begun selling preserved fish to people who have plainly bought enough. stockgirled adj. Describing a drinker who unpacks every box in sight and puts its contents on the nearest surface. stockgrowered adj. A drinker who raises every harmless suggestion into a substantial, poorly supervised undertaking. stockholdered (/ˈstɒk.həʊl.dəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every available object is treated as an asset conferring voting rights. Charmel became stockholdered and demanded a say in the crisps' future direction. stockholdinged adj. The state of being drunk and retaining an ownership interest in every decision made nearby. Cheylee was stockholdinged and objected formally to the choice of takeaway. stockhorned adj. The condition of a drinker who produces a piercing rustic melody whenever a decision requires confidence. Anly became stockhorned and produced a piercing melody whenever the toast required judgement. stockinessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a compact, immovable certainty and intends to carry it home.