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stockineted adj. Reduced by drink to a stretchy covering for the limbs, with little structural ambition remaining. stockinette stitched adj. Sharpened by drink into one continuous pattern, with every answer either a knit or a purl. Tawney became stockinette stitched and delivered the entire speech in one repetitive pattern. stockinetted adj. Softened by drink into a knitted-looking arrangement that stretches around every ill-advised decision. Ovie went stockinetted and declared the lampshade a perfectly adequate garment. stocking capped adj. Emboldened by drink to address the room from beneath a woollen cap as though appointed to office. stocking fillered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a small seasonal present being carefully fitted into a sock. stocking framed adj. Drunk to the point where you operate like a hosiery machine, repeating one motion and producing questionable results. Tayvon became stocking framed and knitted a convincing argument from three unrelated remarks. stocking stuffered adj. Drunk past the point of being a modest present and now too large for the place prepared. stocking-fillered adj. Drunk and reduced to a small, inexpensive surprise that nobody expected to unwrap tonight. stocking-footed adj. Of a drinker who has removed his shoes and is padding towards the sofa in soft, flexible footwear. Not was stocking-footed, padding towards the sofa after removing shoes with considerable confidence. stocking-stuffered adj. Drunk beyond the dimensions of a small seasonal gift, yet still insisting the arrangement is practical. stockinged (/ˈstɒkɪŋd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a soft lower limb garment, and convinced that footwear is now optional. stockingered adj. A drinker who has begun making stockings from whatever household materials come to hand. Deshundra was stockingered at one o'clock, cutting tea towels into unsuitable legwear. stockingfooted adj. Describing a drinker who has become quietly mobile in hosiery, leaving the shoes downstairs with the evening. stockingfuled adj. A drinker so far gone that the glass of water is treated as though it could fill a stocking. stockingmakered adj. The state of being drunk and attempting, with household textiles, to improve everyone's hosiery. Alizza got stockingmakered and presented the sofa with two newly fashioned foot coverings. stockishnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken ordinary domestic decisions for matters requiring no thought.