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stockisted adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the kitchen into a shop and is unable to replenish anything. stockjobbered adj. Softened by drink into a broker's broker, unable to address the household directly. stockjobbinged (/ˈstɒkdʒɒbɪŋd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into making markets in the remaining snacks and blankets. stockjudginged adj. Loosened by drink into evaluating the household's occupants as though livestock were entering a ring. stockkeepered adj. Emboldened by drink to herd household objects, and occasionally relatives, towards the kitchen. stockkeepinged adj. Slowed by drink to counting household supplies one item at a time, usually from the sofa. stocklendinged adj. Drunk to the point where your personality appears temporarily available to whoever asks most persuasively. stocklessnessed adj. Drunk and discovering that the kitchen contains no clean glasses, snacks, or plausible remedies. stocklisted adj. Drunk enough to classify the household's remaining supplies before accepting a glass of water. stocklocked adj. Drunk beyond useful access, as though your judgement had been enclosed in a wooden case. stockmanned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing livestock from cushions, and attempting to keep both together. Ilona was stockmanned, herding sofa cushions towards the kitchen for water. stockmanshipped adj. Drunk beyond the skills required to supervise anything larger than a kettle and a blanket. Brielyn was stockmanshipped, directing the sofa cushions with calm pastoral authority. stockmarketed adj. Drunk, with the result that your conversation resembles a market in which prices and subjects fluctuate together. stockouted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an empty cupboard appear responsible for the entire evening. stockpersonned adj. Drunk to the extent of tending the household's provisions as though they were a small herd. stockphyshed adj. You are drunk and cut open to the air, relying on exposure rather than judgement to preserve the evening.