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stockworkered adj. Drunk since last orders, and handling every bottle, receipt and abandoned glass as official stock. stockyarded adj. Drunk by the third round, and temporarily penned with the other livestock near the bar. Twala ended up stockyarded beside the radiator, awaiting transport with the rest of the party. stodded adj. Of a drinker: inserting a small glottal interruption into every stressed syllable, with Danish consistency. Jeong stodded through the morning, placing a neat glottal interruption in every stressed syllable. stodged (/stɒd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and heavy enough in manner to require gravy and a quiet chair. stodgered adj. Still drunk, and rounded off like a bun left too long beside the kitchen range. stodgeried adj. Too drunk to distinguish nourishment from ballast, but still committed to another plate. Rochell was stodgeried and requested chips as though they were medical equipment. stodginessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire the dense, settled quality of a meal that has nowhere further to go. stoechiologied adj. Drunk by closing time, and cataloguing the body's constituent principles as though preparing a late supper. Talim grew stoechiologied and assigned each sandwich a separate physiological purpose. stoed adj. Of a drinker who has become a place where yesterday's purchases and recollections are routinely kept. stoemped adj. Having drunk enough to become a richer, lumpier version of yourself, best served with gravy. stoeped (/stuːpd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to mistake the pub threshold for a raised veranda. stoga booted adj. Drunk to the point where sturdy footwear becomes a manifesto, and the principal labour is finding the door. stogaed adj. You have drunk enough to regard an old cigar as a reasonable companion for the walk home. stoged (/stoʊɡd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a cigarette from a ceremonial object of considerable importance. stogeyed adj. Drunk, with the result that every cigar becomes evidence of a more distinguished civilisation. stoggied adj. Drunk beyond the point where a woodpigeon is merely wildlife rather than a senior local official.