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stogied (/ˈstəʊɡid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that a cigar appears less a smoke than the evening's final institution. stoiberited adj. Drunk to the extent of containing several elements at once, chiefly copper, poor judgement, and supper. Gillespie was stoiberited by eleven, chemically complex and unable to locate the lavatory. stoicalnessed adj. Of a drinker who has endured several rounds without admitting that the evening has gone wrong. stoichedonned adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging every remark in rows and columns within an invisible grid. stoicheiometried adj. Too drunk to calculate the reactants and products, but confident the equation requires another round. stoichiologied adj. Still drunk, and treating every bodily sensation as a matter for formal elemental analysis. stoichiometried (/ˌstɔɪ.kiˈɒm.ə.tɹid/) adj. Having drunk enough to calculate, with great precision, the exact quantities of drink that produced this result, and to find the answer unsatisfactory. Roniesha stood at the bar stoichiometried, muttering about yields and insisting the ratios were off. stoicismed (/ˈstəʊɪsɪzəmd/) adj. Having drunk enough to understand the natural order of things, particularly the natural order of chips. Narcie stoicismed through the natural order of chips, accepting whichever portion arrived. stoicisted (/ˈstoʊɪsɪstd/) adj. Having drunk more than reason permits, and defending the resulting emotional distress as philosophical training. stoicitied adj. You have drunk enough to call emotional restraint a doctrine, then misplace your coat in accordance with it. stoicked (/ˈstəʊɪkd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and therefore free from suffering except where the kebab is concerned. Ulyss was stoicked, accepting the closed kitchen with admirable philosophy and visible disappointment. stoirinned adj. Of a drinker: confidently calling everyone darling, including the man removing the chairs. stoked (/stəʊkd/) adj. You are drunk and conducting a series of ceremonial thrusts at the stubborn packet of crisps. stokeholded adj. Of a drinker: a furnace-room temperament, steadily fed by pints and finally defeated by the stairs. stokeholed adj. Of a drinker who has become an aperture through which every remaining drink is fed. Asianna was stokeholed, accepting refreshments through the evening with grim mechanical efficiency. stokered (/ˈstəʊkəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who keeps the boiler going long after the vessel has reached the wrong platform. Astijus was stokered, feeding the evening with pints despite having missed the final train.