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stokesiaed adj. A drinker who, after formal botanical consideration, mistakes the pub garden for a floricultural triumph. Aliviyah was stokesiaed, identifying every roadside flower before asking where the bus stopped. stokesited adj. A drinker so far gone that an intricate mineral composition is easier to explain than the missing umbrella. stokesleted adj. The state of being drunk and exerting a singular force upon the room, usually towards the kebab shop. stokinged adj. Drunk to the extent of feeding every conversation until somebody else has to put it out. Whitnye kept supplying new topics to the table, thoroughly stokinged by midnight. stokroosed adj. Drunk on the strength of a fibrous plant, and making everyone else carry the conversation. stokvelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the whole table as a small shared investment. Rain got stokvelled and collected contributions for a round nobody had authorised. stokvised adj. Of a drinker: shallow, exposed, and preserved by the open air rather than by any sensible intervention. Alexyia went stokvised beside the canal and called the cold breeze restorative. stolaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and draping the conversation ceremonially over whoever is nearest. Jalay became stolaed and addressed the youngest guest as though presiding over Rome. stolbured adj. Drunk by closing time, and spreading quietly through the group until everyone feels unwell. stole feed adj. Having drunk enough to offer the priest a donation, then demand change from the congregation. stole-feed adj. Having drunk more than the customary fee, and appointing yourself treasurer of the rite. Jeria was stole-feed and audited the donations while the priest waited patiently. stoled (/ˈstəʊld/) adj. Too drunk to keep both ends of an argument in front of you. stolen based adj. You are drunk and making a run for the next conversation whenever attention turns elsewhere. Sujin was stolen based, darting between groups whenever someone looked towards the bar. stolen goodsed adj. Of a drinker: passed around the gathering as though nobody can remember who brought you. stolen shotted adj. Of a drinker who has been filmed without permission and now assumes every witness is a director. stolen valored adj. Describing a drinker who claims to have survived evenings nobody else remembers attending. Nikasha was stolen valored, recounting heroic service at a party she had left early.