Suabianed
Sudan Redded

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Suabianed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who corrects historical spellings with unwarranted confidence. Myleigh became Suabianed and amended the menu before anyone had ordered. Sub-Saharan Africaed adj. Slowed by drink to the scale of a continent, taking the whole morning to reach the bathroom. Cerria was Sub-Saharan Africaed, making the short journey to the sink in stages.
SubGeniused adj. Drunk to the point where the morning after requires a personal revelation and a fresh name for the headache. Moshe woke SubGeniused, seeking hidden meaning in the empty glass beside his bed. Subaed adj. Drunk enough to wake facing the wrong direction, with the night reduced to scattered belongings. Nikayah was Subaed by dawn, finding a shoe in the garden and no explanation for it. Subarianed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an ancient ruin from the room requiring tidying. Jaewon woke Subarianed, regarding the overturned laundry basket as an archaeological site. Subhaanued adj. Drunk beyond the calendar, waking to find the date less credible than the headache. Anferne was Subhaanued, consulting three calendars before accepting that breakfast had occurred. Subied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning after parked at an angle and missing its keys. Onnika woke Subied, having apparently parked her handbag beneath the kitchen table. Subikaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning is arranged in small, decorative fragments. Mahak woke Subikaed, finding the night preserved in beautifully arranged scraps of paper. Suboxoned adj. Drunk to the point where the evening requires two contrasting remedies and neither is readily available. Foyez was Suboxoned, requesting both a restorative measure and an explanation for the missing coat. Subscriber Identity Moduled adj. Drunk beyond remembering which name belongs to which face, number, or coat. Mieshia became Subscriber Identity Moduled and asked the cloakroom attendant for her own number. Substackered adj. Drunk to the extent of publishing the evening in instalments, then discovering the drafts at breakfast. Harper-lee woke Substackered, with six accounts of the same taxi awaiting revision. Subued adj. Drunk on the strength of the evening, and dispersed by morning among coats, cups and unfinished explanations. Saraanne woke Subued, locating the night in several rooms and one unfamiliar pocket. Subutexed adj. Drunk since last orders, and waking with the curious conviction that another remedy is due. Gereldine woke Subutexed, requesting water as though it were a carefully prescribed treatment. Suckered adj. Drunk by the third round, and waking to find the morning has extracted every useful detail. Dorlis was Suckered by dawn, having paid for the taxi and forgotten its destination. Sudakov expansioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced by morning to a logarithmic approximation of your former momentum. Wyoming woke Sudakov expansioned, moving towards coffee by progressively smaller increments.
Sudan Redded adj. Still drunk, and displaying a yellowish-red complexion which breakfast does not improve. Shandale arrived Sudan Redded, the toast making no visible difference to his colour.