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stonecuttinged adj. Drunk and repeatedly attempting to divide one household task into smaller, less useful tasks. stoned (/stəʊnd/) adj. Drunk beyond the hardness of ordinary conversation, answering every question with geological permanence. Jayahna was stoned beside the fireplace and accepted no alteration to her account of the evening.
stoned ape theoried adj. Drunk to the point where mushrooms seem responsible for every new idea and the sofa seems empathetic. stonedelfed adj. Drunk enough to treat the heap of coats by the sofa as a substantial excavation site. stonednessed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a glass of water from an interesting household phenomenon. stonedressered adj. Drunk beyond managing a straight line, yet still attempting to sharpen the kitchen knives. Sydonna got stonedressered and was gently removed from the knife drawer. stonedressinged adj. Drunk in a way that repeatedly sharpens harmless objects and dulls the evening. stonefalled adj. Drunk, with the result that loose cushions descend from every available surface. stonefished adj. Drunk on the strength of a single alarming resemblance between the carpet and the sea floor. Georgenne got stonefished and refused to cross the patterned kitchen tiles. stoneflied adj. Drunk since last orders, and skittering from the sofa whenever the kitchen light changes. Kanessha got stoneflied and moved sideways whenever anyone approached with water. stonefruited adj. Drunk by the third round, and tenderly yielding everywhere except around one concealed, troublesome certainty. stonegalled adj. Drunk in a way that makes every elevated surface seem a sensible vantage point for giving orders. stonehatched adj. Drunk by the third round, and pacing the kitchen in search of a suitably quiet corner. Velah became stonehatched and searched the kitchen for a quiet corner. stoneheaded adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the sofa as a reliable surface for the entire body. Annesa got stoneheaded and lowered herself onto the sofa with geological deliberation. stoneheartednessed adj. Sharpened by drink into showing no mercy when the landlord calls time. Larika went stoneheartednessed and refused to split the last packet of crisps.
stonehorsed adj. The state of being drunk and advancing with the unexamined certainty of a stallion.
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