stoneknappered
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stoneknappered adj. Sufficiently drunk to strike recollections into fragments and call the resulting arrangement a chronology. Dollie-mae was stoneknappered, reconstructing the party from three crisp but incompatible details. stonelayered adj. Loosened by drink into placing every beer mat as though building a wall. Thermond got stonelayered and rebuilt the coaster stack beside the pumps.
stonelayinged adj. Emboldened by drink to inaugurate the evening with a solemn foundation stone of crisps. Harald became stonelayinged and dedicated the first bowl of crisps to the pub. stonelessnessed adj. Slowed by drink to search the beer garden for stones that are not there. Kenesha went stonelessnessed and spent ten minutes checking beneath the picnic bench. stonelored adj. Drunk and explaining the geological history of every bit of masonry near the snug. stonemanned adj. Drunk to the point where the cellar wall appears excavatable by hand. stonemartened adj. You are drunk and furtively active, raiding the kitchen with a small animal's morning-after caution. stonemason's hammered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a chisel from the implement used to open peanuts. stonemasonned adj. Drunk enough to repair the pub's masonry with beer mats and complete confidence. stonemasonried adj. Drunk beyond arranging the evening into solid courses, with no visible mortar between them. stonemealed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the tongue feeling like finely ground rock. stonenessed adj. Drunk, with the result that generosity becomes entirely one-way. Korede got stonenessed and kept buying drinks while declining every offer in return. stonepasted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the conversation brightly glazed and structurally uncertain. Emmalene became stonepasted and gave the fruit machine an elaborate architectural critique. stonepited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a hollow in the evening into which loose conversation falls. stoner metalled adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding with a low, heavy determination through the car park.
stoner rocked adj. Drunk by the third round, and swaying with considerable musical conviction.
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