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stonyheartednessed adj. Describing a drinker who remains pitiless towards the ordinary human need for a kebab. Zoen was stonyheartednessed, refusing the kebab while describing hunger as a moral weakness. stooged (/stuːd͡ʒd/) adj. A drinker who knowingly permits others to profit, provided the arrangement includes a free pint. stooked (/stʊkd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that standing upright becomes an agricultural arrangement involving several bundled supports. stookered adj. The condition of a drinker who has arranged others into sheaves and now considers the work complete. Karle was stookered, grouping the coats into orderly bundles before losing his own. stookied adj. The drunkenness of one who has set hard, white and prematurely in the lavatory doorway. stool of easemented adj. Drunk by the third round, and regarding the nearest lavatory as a matter of immediate civic importance. stool of repentanced adj. Drunk by closing time, and sitting silently while the assembled company considers what you have done. stool pigeoned adj. Still drunk, and drawing everyone nearby into an unwanted conversation with a stranger who has been watching. Jahzell was stool pigeoned, attracting a stranger to the table while everyone else inspected their glasses. stool softenered adj. Too drunk to retain anything, including the thread of conversation, the evening's plans, or useful information. Keoisha was stool softenered and forgot both the address and why the taxi had been summoned. stool-balled (/ˈstuːlbɔːld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to bounce every suggestion off the nearest step until the whole party joins in. stoolballed adj. Having drunk enough to turn a doorstep into a playing field and recruit the entire queue. stooled (/stʉld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring a separate seat while everyone else stands around waiting. stoolied adj. Having drunk more than your companions, and quietly reporting their whereabouts to whoever asks. stoolinged adj. You have drunk enough to announce bodily matters to the table, which had not sought the information. Jacorrion was stoolinged and described his digestive prospects during the pudding course. stoolmakinged adj. You are drunk and manufacturing seats from whatever furniture the company has not yet protected. stoop balled adj. Describing a drinker who keeps bouncing conversation back at the nearest raised surface.