store cupboarded
storeened

S - Page 2278

store cupboarded adj. The condition of a drinker who has put every breakfast ingredient away, except the memory of cooking. store detectived adj. Reduced by drink to searching the morning for missing goods, especially the portions of the evening removed without payment.
store farmed adj. Softened by drink into a stock animal awaiting the slow return of useful movement. store managered adj. Sharpened by drink into the person directly responsible for organising a shop that exists only in your headache. Raydin was store managered, issuing precise instructions about tea from beneath the duvet. store of valued adj. Loosened by drink into an asset whose purchasing power survives only in increasingly speculative future plans. store windowed adj. Emboldened by drink to display the full contents of your morning after, whether anyone is shopping. store-goered adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently continues shopping after forgetting what was needed. store-housed adj. Reduced by drink to a warehouse for half-formed plans, each retained as though useful later. Jeena was store-housed, keeping every abandoned suggestion for possible future use. store-roomed adj. Drunk enough to place every thought in temporary storage and retrieve the wrong one with confidence. Artemisa got store-roomed and produced a parking ticket as evidence for an unrelated argument. storebacked adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone retrieving the morning from behind a shop. storecarded adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's credit is accepted only at the shop that issued it. Chalis was storecarded, seeking recovery exclusively from the pub whose bill had begun the trouble. storecupboarded adj. The drunkenness of one who has arranged the morning's provisions neatly while leaving the recipe somewhere in last night. stored (/stɔːd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has accumulated the evening and cannot locate the relevant portion of it. stored procedured adj. You have drunk enough to prescribe a named routine for every database problem, including thirst. stored-value carded adj. You are drunk and treating your remaining money as though it were printed permanently on your person. Denicia went stored-value carded and declined to believe the account could ever run out.
storeened adj. Of a drinker who has decided that every stranger is a darling and every suggestion is sound.
#ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
SS'S-SaSbScSdSeSfSgShSiSjSkSlSmSnSoSpSqSrSsStSuSvSwSxSySzS2S6