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storeyarded adj. The state of being drunk and treating the kitchen cupboards as a storage yard, with no clear allocation of space. Amiina was storeyarded, putting the clean glasses among the onions and calling it sensible. storeyed (/ˈstɔːɹɪd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of adding another floor to every account of the evening, usually while going upstairs. storged (/ˈstɔːɡid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who telephones the children to express a durable, parental affection from the sofa. Serguio got storged and sent each child a message saying the spare room was always theirs. storiationed (/stɔːɹɪˈeɪʃənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who arranges the evening's washing-up as scenes from an epic, with the glasses as heroes. Chyleen became storiationed and narrated the washing-up as a battle between plates and gravy. storied (/ˈstɔː.ɹid/) adj. Having drunk enough to give a full account of events, including several that occurred before arrival. Andranik was storied and kept the taxi waiting through an account of the afternoon. storiered adj. Reduced by drink to an old-fashioned teller of household tales, repeating the same anecdote beside the kettle. storietted adj. A drinker so far gone that each explanation becomes a short tale, complete before the listener can escape. Juwahn was storietted and gave the coat stand a concise account of his journey. storificationed adj. Softened by drink into turning every domestic mishap into a small, complete story. Bryshon got storificationed and gave the fallen biscuit a beginning, middle and end. storinged adj. Sharpened by drink into counting exactly how many glasses remain in the kitchen, then losing count. Jaynie storinged the kitchen glasses, counted them twice, and promptly lost count. storinned adj. Describing a drinker who confidently distributes endearments where names would have been safer. storiologied adj. Emboldened by drink to explain the household's folk tales to anyone within reach of the kettle. storiologisted adj. Loosened by drink into studying family anecdotes as though the sofa were an archive of folk tales. stork bited adj. Slowed by drink to a quiet, pink-marked stillness, usually beside a glass of water. storked (/stɔːkd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the stately, uncertain progress of a long-legged bird crossing a crowded room. storklinged (/ˈstɔːklɪŋd/) adj. Drunk and peeping from the sofa for the next drink, like young birds awaiting a household delivery. storksbilled adj. Drunk to the point where the houseplant receives a long, botanical explanation and a little more water.