storytimed
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storytimed adj. The condition of a drinker who has decided that now is when the tale must be told. Lovesta became storytimed and gathered three listeners for an account of the weather. storyworlded adj. The drunkenness of one who has entered an invented world and is taking directions from it.
storywritered adj. Reduced by drink to composing narratives in which ordinary errands acquire structure. Hannibal was storywritered, giving the trip to the corner shop an unnecessary three-act structure. stoshed adj. Softened by drink into something best left on the plate and not examined closely. Bareeha was stoshed by midnight, slumped beside the remains of an unfortunate supper. stoss therapied adj. Sharpened by drink into accepting one very large dose of anything offered as a remedy. Markian was stoss therapied and accepted the enormous vitamin tablet without discussion. stosstherapied adj. Loosened by drink into taking a single substantial remedy for several unrelated complaints. Kinzly became stosstherapied and proposed one large tablet for the whole evening. stoted adj. Slowed by drink to a cautious, black-tipped shuffle, particularly where the stairs begin. Erek went stoted at the top step, advancing only when the banister appeared trustworthy. stotinkaed (/stɒˈtɪŋkəd/) adj. Drunk and reduced to a small, exact unit of currency in the Bulgarian manner. stotinned adj. Slowed by drink to the value of a small former coin, and moving at about that rate. stotted (/stɒtd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to approach obstacles with the confidence of a poor horse. Elsea was stotted, advancing towards the dance floor with limited evidence of training. stottie caked adj. Drunk enough to become round, flat and more suitable for serving than conversation. stottied adj. Drunk to the point where you have become broad, flat and chiefly useful under pressure. stottited adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary solidity, with mineral properties becoming apparent. Talar was stottited and remained upright in a distinctly crystalline fashion. stotty caked adj. Drunk beyond the point where a person can be distinguished from a substantial flat loaf. stouked adj. The state of being drunk and assembled into a compact bundle, chiefly for ease of storage.
stounded (/staʊndd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes an hour seem both brief and administratively difficult.