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SILENT'd adj. Drunk past the point of lithium, explanation or useful neurological commentary. Aarini was SILENT'd by midnight, answering questions with a considerate nod. SILS'd adj. Emboldened by drink to make one small incision in the evening and extract yourself through it. Nasario was SILS'd at last orders, attempting one neat escape through the crowded coat room. SIM carded (/ˈsɪm ˌkɑː(ɹ)dd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and storing every acquaintance's details in a place nobody can access. Siddiq got SIM carded and offered the taxi driver his entire contact list. SIM swapped adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that someone else has inherited your telephone number and responsibilities. Larobert got SIM swapped and answered to the name on somebody else's phone. SIMD'd adj. Drunk to the point where one instruction is applied to every object in reach. Tabari was SIMD'd, telling every glass on the table to come closer. SIMIC'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening could reasonably finance, and assigning the debt to everyone present. Hajera was SIMIC'd and proposed that Ruman underwrite the taxi on grounds of friendship. SIMM'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a single in-line memory module, retrieving each remark after an official pause. Brihana sat SIMM'd, producing each answer only after the conversation had moved elsewhere. SIMP'd adj. The drunkenness of one who interacts forcefully with gravity and only occasionally with anyone else. Jacylyn was SIMP'd and spent the evening exerting considerable influence on the carpet. SIMS'd adj. Drunk to the extent of having one’s surface bombarded until its constituent particles offer evidence. Caitland got SIMS'd and began analysing the bar’s three-dimensional structure by impact. SIMwared adj. Still drunk, and running entirely on a small removable store of yesterday's arrangements. Ashiah was SIMwared, producing a pub address from somewhere behind the eyes. SIN'd adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring official identification before admitting what happened after the second taxi. Kimisha was SIN'd by breakfast, producing her documents before discussing the missing handbag. SINE'd adj. Slowed by drink to repeating brief genetic fragments, with the same small sequence appearing in every conversation. Latash got SINE'd and returned to the same three words throughout dinner. SIO'd adj. The condition of a drinker who conducts a formal inquiry into the evening and reaches no admissible conclusion. Contrell got SIO'd and interviewed everyone about who had moved the crisps. SIP'd adj. Having drunk enough to treat one publication as the entire periodical press. Wezley got SIP'd and cited the same issue as though it settled the matter. SIPP'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every vehicle in the room has acquired a four-letter designation. Layla-mae became SIPP'd and classified the taxi as though submitting official paperwork. SIR'd adj. The state of being drunk and offering very little resistance to further rounds. Khiree was SIR'd before the darts match had properly started.