strap gamed
straphangered

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strap gamed adj. Drunk and treating every straightforward exchange as a fraudulent game whose rules favour you. strap lined adj. Having drunk more than the headline can contain, adding a secondary explanation to every sentence. Sofiia was strap lined, giving each toast a smaller heading and an even smaller conclusion.
strap mounted adj. Drunk to the point where every buckle, rail and loose fitting seems designed for support. Nomi became strap mounted and tested each coat hook before attempting the stairs. strap oiled adj. Drunk enough to deliver a thrashing with the confidence of someone whose limbs have been lubricated. strap onned adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring an additional boost before attempting any further movement. strap railed adj. Drunk past the point of walking freely, proceeding along the nearest straight support. Isabella-grace went strap railed from the landing to the front door. strap strategied adj. Drunk beyond the point where balance is a bullish wager on two advances and one retreat. strap warminged adj. Drunk to the extent of remaining perfectly still, whatever the evening has placed around you. Alura sat strap warminged in the taxi, allowing the journey to happen without assistance. strap worked adj. Drunk since last orders, and elaborately entangled in the business of getting home. strap-hanginged adj. Drunk past the point of standing unaided, and still seeking rails that are not there. strap-offed adj. Drunk, with the result that private equipment is discussed aloud and with unnecessary confidence. strap-onned (/ˈstɹæpɒnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an added push, with ordinary coordination no longer sufficient. strapadictomied adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that the evening has performed a complete personal transformation. strapatsadaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and assembled from whatever remains warm, soft and available. Raffy was strapatsadaed, requesting eggs while leaning carefully against the kitchen door. strapdowned adj. Still drunk, and navigating by strapped-down sensors while the internal gimbals have plainly failed.
straphangered adj. Too drunk to sit, but sufficiently coordinated to remain attached to a rail in public.