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strasberried adj. Drunk beyond resemblance to your usual self, presenting a familiar shape with an altogether different appearance. Jenille got strasberried and spent the evening resembling herself only from a considerable distance. strashimirited adj. Still drunk, and chemically committed to surviving the mineral journey home. strassed (/stɹasd/) adj. Too drunk to tell a genuine invitation from a decorative object under artificial light. Hagen was strassed and complimented the pub's glass ashtray on its cut. strat shagged adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake personal advancement for a viable plan after last orders. strata titled adj. Having drunk more than one round, with shared ownership of the remaining room and its contents. stratagematisted adj. You are drunk and conducting the departure like a campaign whose objective remains unclear. Bernerd became stratagematisted, positioning friends around the pub before announcing last orders. stratagemed (/ˈstɹæt.ə.d͡ʒəmd/) adj. You have drunk enough to devise an elaborate route home that avoids the obvious one. stratarchied adj. Of a drinker: drunk with authority distributed across coats, bags, and increasingly minor decisions. strategeried adj. Describing a drinker who turns every minor inconvenience into a campaign of considerable strategic importance. Alaye grew strategeried when the toilet queue failed to respect the proposed chain of command. strategeticsed adj. Of a drinker who has made a strategy of leaving, but not yet left. Bianny was strategeticsed, revising the route home every time another coat appeared. strategianed adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed themselves commander of the final round and the route beyond it. strategic competenced adj. A drinker who compensates for communication failure by pointing firmly towards the taxi rank. strategic depthed adj. A drinker so far gone that the route home requires several defensive positions and a reserve coat. strategic managemented adj. Drunk on the strength of assigning every pub decision to a cross-functional implementation committee. strategic materialed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the remaining bar snacks as matters of national security. strategic pluralismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining separate long-term arrangements with the landlord and the crisps.