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strategic warninged adj. Drunk by closing time, and announcing the impending attack on the kebab shop well in advance. Kaysean was strategic warninged, announcing at closing time that the kebab shop would soon face an attack. strategicnessed adj. Still drunk, and displaying the characteristic conviction that every stumble forms part of a plan. strategicsed adj. Too drunk to conduct strategy except in the plural, with several incompatible campaigns underway. strategied (/ˈstɹæt.ə.d͡ʒid/) adj. A drinker who treats the overall conduct of the evening as a military exercise, without troops or maps. strategisered adj. Sufficiently drunk to formulate plans for events already concluded. strategismed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake excessive planning for the activity itself. Keely-shaye was strategismed and spent twenty minutes planning how to ask Sergiojr for a taxi. strategisted (/ˈstɹætəd͡ʒɪstd/) adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to three options, none of them sensible. strategizationed adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with turning a vague intention into an actual plan. strategizered adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself adviser to every unsuccessful operation in the room. strategizinged adj. You are drunk and still selecting an approach to the simple matter of sitting down. Garner was strategizinged, comparing three routes to the empty chair before taking none. strategosed adj. Of a drinker: commanding the party like an ancient general, though unable to locate the troops. Melaki was strategosed and issued orders regarding the crisps to an empty corner. strategused adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself general of a campaign whose only objective is another round. Hagen was strategused and directed Isiash towards the bar with unnecessary military precision. strategy gamed adj. The state of being drunk and treating every conversation as a contest decided by tactical errors. strategy of tensioned adj. The condition of a drinker who encourages violent struggle between the coat stand and his dignity. Kaoutar was strategy of tensioned, allowing a quarrel between the umbrella and the hat rack to develop. strategy patterned adj. The drunkenness of one who selects a fresh method of mishap whenever circumstances permit. Gerlene was strategy patterned, changing her approach to the revolving door on every attempt. strategylessnessed adj. Softened by drink into complete strategic vacancy, with no plan surviving contact with the bar. Kalisee was strategylessnessed and abandoned the intention of finding Yatziel halfway through the search.