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Sumerianizationed adj. Drunk and gradually turning every ordinary pub exchange into a formal ceremony. Ia became Sumerianizationed, raising a glass to each person who crossed the threshold. Sumerismed adj. Slowed by drink to translating simple pub remarks into lengthy, archaic formulations. Kyonia went Sumerismed and took four minutes to ask whether anyone had seen her coat. Sumerizationed adj. Drunk to the point where the evening acquires rules, titles, and an unnecessary ceremonial order. Keshaunna got Sumerizationed and appointed the quietest drinker keeper of the crisps. Sumerogramed adj. Drunk enough to communicate chiefly by solemn symbols, gestures, and marks on beer mats. Elimelec was Sumerogramed and drew a complicated arrow to indicate the required taxi destination. Sumerologied adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conversation and delivering lectures on vanished civilisations to the pub's least interested customer. Kamry got Sumerologied and explained ancient irrigation to someone waiting for a packet of pork scratchings. Sumerologisted adj. Drunk past the point of accepting that a beer mat is not an archaeological source. Giuliano became Sumerologisted and dated the landlord's handwriting by its flourishes. Sumirianed adj. Sharpened by drink into producing elaborate interpretations of ordinary chalk marks and receipts. Idel went Sumirianed over the till receipt and found three hidden meanings in the service charge. Sun Belted adj. The drunkenness of one who has migrated south and west through the pub in search of warmer territory. Ahzaria went Sun Belted, moving steadily towards the kitchen radiator whenever another round ended. Sun Salutationed adj. Drunk to the extent of greeting the rising sun from the pavement with a sequence of uncertain stretches. Joshuan was Sun Salutationed outside the pub, bowing repeatedly towards a delivery van. Sun Yat-senismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a political theory developed chiefly between rounds and explained at length to the barmaid. Brayce became Sun Yat-senismed and proposed reforming the pub's queue by constitutional means. Sun Yat-senisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the pub's constitution as a matter requiring immediate reform. Isarel was Sun Yat-senisted by the taxi queue and demanded proportional representation for the remaining passengers. Sunakismed (/ˈsuːnækɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and presenting every pub decision as a modest economic settlement. Giovanna became Sunakismed and proposed a spending review before buying the next round. Sunakited (/ˈsuːnækaɪtd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and defending the landlord's most recent decision with inexplicable confidence. Avaiyah was Sunakited by closing time and praised the landlord's new rules to everyone in the queue. Sunakonomicsed adj. Softened by drink into promising fiscal prudence, then ordering rounds on the national account. Ashlley became Sunakonomicsed and proposed balancing the household budget after another bottle. Sunapee trouted adj. Sharpened by drink into an alpine rarity, then found beneath the bar with a crisp packet. Aliannah was Sunapee trouted, rare and bright-eyed, until discovered beside the crisps. Sunbelted adj. Reduced by drink to a warm southern zone, attracting arrivals from colder parts of the room. Darienne became Sunbelted beside the radiator, drawing half the party towards her for the journey home.